I was at the bus stop when an old couple sat beside me.
Husband: “Dear, did you bring any cash?”
Wife: “I tucked some money in your shirt pocket.”
Husband: “What about my p…”
Wife: “Your pills, along with your wallet is in your bag. I also put a small umbrella just in case it rains.”
Husband: “Now how do you know what I am going to say?”
She snorted and replied: “We have been married for nearly fifty years young man.”
The old man chuckled and she laid on his shoulder.